Total Medals Earned: 338 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,750 Points
Medals Earned: 25/26 (450/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Get punched by a banana
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/500 points)
Jump on a red platform
Jump on 50 green platforms in a row
Get hit with a missile
Crush 10 objects in one session
Travel over 100m in one session
Stomp 25 times in one session
Crush 50 objects in one session
Jump on 350 green platforms in a row
Jet boost 69 times in one session
Travel 150m from the start without crushing any objects
Jump on 1000 green platforms in a row
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/175 points)
Nail (submit) a high score.
Become really drunk.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/220 points)
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 15/18 (355/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.